{"title":"Eau De Parfum (EDP)","description":"\u003cp\u003eBrowse our Eau De Parfum (EDP) collection. New Arrival.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"universe-25-eau-de-parfum-edp-the-experiment-begins","title":"Universe 25 Eau De Parfum (EDP) | The Experiment Begins!","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eUniverse 25: Homage to Eau des Baux by L'Occitane \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePronounced: OH day BOH (you are welcome)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eScent Profile\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eTop: Bergamot, Cardamom, Pink Pepper\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eMiddle: Cinnamon, Cypress, Juniper\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eBottom: Cedar, Frankincense, Oakmoss, Vanilla\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFind The Universe 25 Collection HERE!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIf you wandered into my shave den, you'd probably overlook it completely. Surrounded by rows of Phoenix Shaving aftershave colognes, it doesn't call attention to itself. That's never been its style. Yet year after year, bottle after bottle, it has remained exactly where I instinctively reach for it, on the top shelf, close enough that I never have to think about where it is. I've often wondered how a fragrance that isn't mine managed to earn permanent residence among all the ones that are.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eI've emptied more bottles of Eau des Baux than I'd care to admit, and every time I wear it, I discover something I could have sworn wasn't there the last time. Some quiet whisper beneath the incense. A different conversation between the cedar and vanilla. A subtle shift in the way the cypress seems to rise from the composition. Just when I think I've finally figured it out, the fragrance reminds me that I haven't. Not completely. (yet)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eTruthfully, this wasn't supposed to become a Phoenix homage. There are certain compositions you leave alone because they've already found their place in the world. But curiosity has a habit of settling into your thoughts like water finding a crack in stone. It doesn't arrive all at once. It returns in quiet moments while cleaning brushes, packing orders, hiking with Huxley and CUBE, or driving home at dusk. You tell yourself you're only thinking about it because you admire the craftsmanship, but eventually another question arrives, and this one is harder to dismiss. What exactly is it that keeps pulling me back? Not what does it smell like. That's easy enough to answer. Why does it linger in the mind long after the fragrance itself has disappeared?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eOddly enough, that question always led me somewhere else entirely. Universe 25. It sounds like the title of a forgotten science fiction novel, but it was actually the name of one of the most fascinating behavioral experiments ever conducted, I swear! #RealScience\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eIn the late 1960s, researcher John B. Calhoun created what appeared to be paradise for a colony of mice. There was unlimited food, fresh water, perfect shelter, ideal temperatures, and complete protection from predators. Every obstacle to survival had been removed. It was, by every measurable standard, a perfect world.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eIt wasn't. (there is a lesson in this somewhere, but \u003cstrong\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cem\u003eYOU\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e need to find it)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eFor a time the colony flourished. Then, slowly, inexplicably, everything began to unravel. Social bonds deteriorated. Strange behaviors emerged. Mothers abandoned their young. Healthy animals withdrew into isolation. Others became irrationally aggressive. The colony ultimately collapsed, not because it lacked resources, but because something essential had quietly disappeared. Decades later, people are still debating what Universe 25 actually proved, but that isn't what captivated me. What stayed with me was a simpler idea. Environments matter. The worlds we inhabit shape us in ways we rarely notice until much later (or it's too late). \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCreating a fragrance isn't all that different.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eEvery fragrance is its own carefully constructed world. Every raw material changes the landscape. Every accord nudges the imagination toward someplace else. The finest fragrances don't simply smell pleasant. They invite you to step into a setting, a memory, or a story and remain there for a little while. That's where Universe 25 and Eau des Baux unexpectedly collided in my mind.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Bring me a shrubbery. A nice one, not too expensive...\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLong before I learned the history behind it, Eau des Baux had already built a world I wanted to revisit. It never presented itself as a collection of notes. It suggested weathered stone warmed by the afternoon sun, dark cypress standing watch over ancient walls, ribbons of incense drifting through quiet chapels, and distant hills disappearing into the Provençal haze. Later I discovered that wasn't my imagination running wild. The fragrance was inspired by the legendary fortress of Les Baux-de-Provence, where the Knights of Les Baux adopted the cypress tree as their symbol of courage and endurance. Suddenly everything made sense. The fragrance had been telling that story all along.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUniverse 25 is my tribute to one of the finest fragrances I've ever worn, but it is also a celebration of something larger. The idea that perfumery is, at its heart, an act of world-building. We don't fall in love with arrangements of bergamot, cedar, or vanilla. We fall in love with the places they create inside us. Over time those imagined places become attached to real ones. A favorite jacket. A quiet evening. A winding road. Someone we loved. A version of ourselves we'd almost forgotten.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerhaps that's why certain fragrances remain with us for decades. They aren't trapped inside the bottle. They've quietly taken up residence somewhere else.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSeriously, you're going to fall in love with this accord.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eSeasonality or \u003cem\u003eWhen To Wear This?\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eSome fragrances seem destined for a particular season. Universe 25 has other ideas. It is every bit as captivating on a long summer evening as it is on the first crisp afternoon that calls for your favorite sweater. As autumn settles in, the woods and resins become richer and more contemplative. Winter draws out its warmth, wrapping cedar, frankincense, and vanilla around you without ever feeling heavy. Then spring arrives, and the fragrance seems to breathe again, revealing a brighter, greener character that had quietly waited beneath the surface all along. It is one of those rare compositions that never feels out of place, adapting effortlessly to the changing seasons while remaining unmistakably itself. Wear it once, and you'll understand why it has remained one of my personal favorites for so many years!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"text-align: left; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eIngredients\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-align: left; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e: Denatured Alcohol, Resins, Essential \u0026amp; Fragrance Oils\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e30 ml [1 fl oz]\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Phoenix Shaving","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48908667748601,"sku":"iou1787863969965","price":35.96,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0750\/3259\/2633\/files\/universe-25-eau-de-parfum-edp-the-experiment-begins_1.png?v=1787863975"},{"product_id":"uss-cyclops-eau-de-parfum-edp-a-high-strangeness-mystery-phoenix-shaving-original","title":"USS Cyclops Eau De Parfum (EDP) | A High Strangeness Mystery \u0026 Phoenix Shaving Original!","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eUSS Cyclops (AC-4)\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA High Strangeness Calendar Original!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTop: Bergamot, Pink Peppercorn, Mint, Camphor, Lavandin Grosso\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMiddle: Cardamom, Violet, Spice, Marine\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBase: Amber, Musk, Vetiver, Leather, Wood\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFind The USS Cyclops Collection HERE!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eMarch, 1918. The USS Cyclops (AC-4) steams south into the Bermuda Triangle, its holds packed with ore, its decks crowded with men who expect a routine crossing. The weather holds, but something in the water does not. A shape moves just below the surface, pacing the ship for miles.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eOne lookout later claims it rose close enough to see, a pale, female human form where no human could survive. Near midnight, another report spreads quietly across the deck. A black, cube shaped object suspended over the ocean, steady against the wind, giving off no light yet impossible to miss. Then the sky closes in. A brief, violent squall hits without warning. Minutes later, it is gone. So is the Cyclops. No signal was ever received. No trace was ever confirmed. Only an empty stretch of ocean where a ship once sailed, and the quiet feeling that whatever trailed it that night is still out there... waiting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eFun Fact: Old, superstitious sailors warned never to look over the side at night. 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The Douglas DC-3 NC16002 lifts off from San Juan carrying thirty-two souls toward Miami. It is an ordinary flight, the sort that had already been completed countless times before. The weather is calm. The aircraft is performing normally. The lights of Florida are almost within reach. There is no reason for anyone aboard to believe they are participating in one of aviation's most enduring mysteries!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eThen the radio begins to crackle.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eThe crew reports nothing alarming, only that communications have become weak. A final, fragmented transmission follows. Somewhere within the static comes a strange mention of an unfamiliar cube seen briefly inside the cabin. It is confusing, almost dismissive, as though no one aboard fully understands what they have witnessed. Then silence. The aircraft vanishes with land nearly in sight. No distress call. No confirmed wreckage. No explanation that has managed to satisfy investigators in the nearly eighty years since.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHistory leaves empty spaces.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eThat's where legends begin.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eWithin the mythology of Phoenix Artisan Accoutrements, Flight NC16002 occupies one of those impossible moments where documented history and High Strangeness briefly overlap.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eAccording to the recovered fragments, the mysterious purple CUBE did not simply appear aboard the aircraft. It was already loose in the world, born when the original Black CUBE fractured during a tremendous surge of energy at Stonehenge. [*See The Fresco Mystery] One remained unchanged. The other became something darker, something unpredictable, drifting silently through history and leaving unexplained encounters in its wake. Flight NC16002 may have crossed its path at precisely the wrong moment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eWhether you choose to believe the official record or the classified version is entirely up to you.\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat isn't open for debate is the fragrance!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eFlight NC16002 quickly became one of the standout stars of this summer's High Strangeness, Bermuda Triangle Edition Advent Calendar. The response was immediate. Cadets recognized it for what it was, a beautifully crafted homage to Mont Blanc Explorer, one of the finest modern woody aromatic fragrances ever composed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eExplorer was introduced in 2019 as an invitation to venture beyond familiar horizons. Created by master perfumers Jordi Fernandez, Antoine Maisondieu, and Olivier Pescheux, it celebrates discovery through ingredients gathered from across the globe. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eBright Italian bergamot opens the journey alongside clary sage and pink pepper. Haitian vetiver and smooth leather create a confident, earthy heart before settling into a rich base of amber, patchouli, musk, and warm woods. It is refined without becoming formal, adventurous without trying too hard, and the sort of fragrance that feels equally at home on a mountain trail, in an airport lounge, or standing at the edge of an unfamiliar coastline.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eOur interpretation preserves that adventurous spirit while placing it squarely inside the strange world of High Strangeness. Every shave becomes another expedition into the unknown, a reminder that the greatest mysteries are often waiting just beyond the horizon, hidden beneath perfectly ordinary circumstances. One routine flight. One unexplained transmission. One impossible encounter. History has been trying to make sense of Flight NC16002 ever since.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eFlight NC16002 has returned for those ready to board. Just remember, if you happen to glimpse a perfectly smooth purple cube where it has absolutely no business being, it may already be too late to change course.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eBWA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAA\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e...\u003cem\u003ecough, cough.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e(sorry)\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem; text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e_________________________\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"text-align: left; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eIngredients\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-align: left; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e: Denatured Alcohol, Resins, Essential \u0026amp; Fragrance Oils\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e30 ml [1 fl oz]\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Phoenix Shaving","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48908667879673,"sku":"nsy1787863973908","price":33.47,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0750\/3259\/2633\/files\/flight-nc16002-eau-de-parfum-edp-a-high-strangeness-homage_1.png?v=1787863979"}],"url":"https:\/\/reedhome.shop\/collections\/eau-de-parfum-edp.oembed","provider":"My Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}